realistically cynical

is the weekend here yet?

for the 1234539736th time this week, i’m smelling durians. i wonder what is so nice about these ugly looking fruits. it’s bad for health and most importantly, it smells like a fatman’s underarms. yucks.just typing those words makes me want to puke. why would YOU like to put those soft yellowish(yellow was yesterday’s color by the way) sticky stuff into your mouth??? thank god my home is durian-free. the neighbours arebringing home truckloads of those eeky fruits home everyday without fail.

I HATE DURIANS. please don’t force me to eat durians.